I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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