That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
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FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
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There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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