Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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