I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
So I just went to clothing optional bar
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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