Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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