The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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