She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
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This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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