Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
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I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
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This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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