Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
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Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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So. Much. Porn.
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