so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
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i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
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...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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