If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
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is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
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No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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