On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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