And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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