butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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