She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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