you mean i was at the winter classic?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
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Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
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Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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