I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Green mimosas i think yes
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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