Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
well you can't waste a boner
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Randomize
