Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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