I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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