We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
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then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
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I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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