Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
