do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
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