Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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