You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
