He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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