very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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