my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
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I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
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When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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