when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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