Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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