we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
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Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
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Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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