Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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