I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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