worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
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I need you to use more vowels.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
and you fell through a lawn chair
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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