For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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