We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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