I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
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Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
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I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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