Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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