bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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