Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
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noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
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There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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