We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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