There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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