I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
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He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
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fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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