Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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