Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
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