my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
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nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
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Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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