I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
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Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
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I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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