So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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