Pants 0. Shit 1.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
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Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
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i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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