I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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