Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
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i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
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I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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