was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Send help, water and tortillas.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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