yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Randomize
