I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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