I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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