I can't watch pbs sober anymore
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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